"A horse walks into a bar and says to the barman..."
The oldest joke in the book has literally transpired in France over the weekend, with a horse walking, well more like bucking, into a bar.
London newspaper The Evening Standard reported the horse entered Chantilly PMU bar, located north of Paris, unexpectedly and presumably without ID as well.
The horse reportedly bucked it's rider somewhere between it's stable and the local racecourse, before crossing the road and a roundabout and ducking into the local the pub for a quick pint.
Unfortunately there's no word on what happened to the horse after it left the pub, nor if the bartender had the chance to ask it, "why the long face?".