Triple M CoMMMedy Kids Lindisfarne North Primary School

Ms Barwick's Grade 4

Triple M CoMMMedy Kids Lindisfarne North Primary School

Our final CoMMMedy Kids class was Miss Barwick's grade 3/4 at Lindisfarne Primary School!

Thanks so much for having us along, guys!!!

Amaia What is a noodle in disguise? An impasta
Kady What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Grace There are two whales at the pub. One whale said  "oooooooo" the other whale said, "Go home Larry, you're drunk"
Hannah What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved
Harry How did the paper cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken
Lewis What do ghosts hate the most? The living room
Bray Where do soccer players dance? At a soccer ball
Noah knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who - MOOOOOO
Michael What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea
Abigail What sport are babies best at? Basketball because they're good at dribbling.
Zoe What did the fish say when he bumped his head? Damn…
Mia How do you confuse a blonde person? Stick them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Madeline What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Adelaide What is a frogs favourite drink? Croack-a-cola.
Sam Why did the roadworker want to cross the road? Because he wanted to make a stop.
Josh Where does a bee pee? At a BP station
Lucy What is a balloon's least favourite music? pop
Bethan what do you call a sad coffee? A depresso
Stephanie Where did the witch go for lunch? Black Cat
Chase What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesawus
Kane Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts
Liam Why do squirells swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
Kobe Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9
Ezra knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Gross, that's vile.
Matthew What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch
Miss Barwick Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast
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